That heartbeat after you had a great talk to your biggest crush or that heartbeat when you hear the loss of your close ones, that Monday when you had a trip with your closest friends the previous weekend or that Monday when you got wasted and got lucky the previous night, that minute when your baby is born or that minute when someone dies in your hands. And after that all you wish is that your life had a rewind button. Well, you can never become Michael Newman (Adam Sandler), from the movie Click (2006) and watch your life events again and again or see the dead ones.


What if you have a remote or some other damn device which has a rewind button, yes a rewind button! Just think, about the endless scope like talking to a girl or a boy and rewinding again and again to talk again in a more sensible way, talking about something based on his/her likes and avoiding the dislikes, how you can make him/her your boyfriend/girlfriend, how you can…seriously stop thinking more you pervert [Boys studying science or engineering can think further, I can relate to the girl shortage issue]. When you will have such a device you will puke rainbows. Well, again the reality is that there was, is, or never will be such a device until you find the secret Time Travel machine in Area 51, USA. Don’t go there to find the machine after reading this post and tell the USA authorities that we are writing stuff about their secret authorities. We are scared that they might kill us or sue us and send us to Guantanamo Bay and we will not have any bloody device to rewind the whole chaos. Pardon me for this awesomely yet pathetic attempt to crack a joke. If you have problems in your life and you wish you just had one rewind button, well your life isn’t paused, just play it and increase the brightness please. If you find any hidden meaning in the previous metaphor kindly explain it to us. LOL jke, our authors write awesome shit and we understand it (LOL jke :/).

Instead of having continuous thoughts about your life, thinking deeply, staring at the wall, and thinking you are unique, go outside and do what you want or wish to do instead of making a Facebook status out of it. No one is unique; we are all the same until we convert these thoughts into actions.  So get out and stop thinking about the rewind button and do what you were born to do (except poop and pee of course!), life is just too short to live all your dreams until you find the slow motion button and live each day as if it was your last. People say life is a b*tch (because you think you are the only one facing all the worldly problems); I say “B*tch please”.