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P.S. This Post Contains Strong Verbal Wordings.

Playing Games is one of the Most Popular Trends of this present generation. Gaming Is Super Interesting, Gaming Is Addictive and Its Fucking awesome! No Matter if we are Shooting Bad Ass Chicks in The Air In Angry Birds, Taking Head Shots In Counter Strike or Ramming Up Innocent People On The Streets In GTA Iv! They Are Violent, Badass and Very very Lucrative.

And They hav a lot of effects on people in many ways! Some are Good And some are not So bad either! I As a Gaming Freak Decided to write this Post as a Tribute to one Of the Phenomenol Sporting Spirit Ever – “”Video Games”" - Read More -

 

Now First Lets Switch To The Goodies! :-

1. Inner Peace :- Gaming FTW! Most Gamers Get Peace And Tranquility By Gaming! Even If it is Shooting innocent People in the head or stabbing traitors with Razor Sharp Swords. Gaming Is The Ultimate Leisure and past time for The Gamer Breeds.

2. People Get Intelligent With each Game And Their Logic Improves. (Not Scientifically Proven, Its In Accordance with the Meta-Analysis) :-P.S. “People Getting Intelligent” Doesnt mean that you will solve a Hefty Calculus Problem In a Couple Of Minutes! Yeah you guessed it right.. You will be fucked up badly upon doing so! :P What I mean is that Our Basic IQ will increase. Take for Example that you get more Information on Weapons Then a decent Weaponologists has. You also get to know How to handle them. So the Next Time You Encounter a terrorist I am sure You can PAWN him hard and maybebecome the next Navy Seals! :P Lol!Your Logic Also Increases! Yeah… I Bet! If U complete PORTAL with out any problem you can easily get an IQ of more then 150 but I am also pretty sure that it will leave your mind fucked up! Lol! And After Completing Assasins Creed & Prince Of Persia Series You will Never Get Lost any where as You Will be able to come out of the place. Now I cant Guarantee, if u come out of there in one piece or not! It Depends on you Lad..!
It May also be That If you are a Die Hard FIFA fan! Then You May even be able to advise your coach on how to increase the teams performance and make him dumbstruck. Playing a lot of racing games will also give you Gigabytes of Ideas About The Favorite Cars and also driving skills. And It may even be Otherwise that, you will be able to write a Splendid Blog Post Just Like I am doing right now!3.Lightning Hand-eye coordination And Instantaneous Response. :-Yeah! If You Have Gamed Enough chances are that you may save a super hot girl from Falling down Incase She slips. Now Kids.. This was my imaginary part, dont try to these things forcibly or you may end up with in Jail and you don’t even hav cheats get out of there. But Yeah.. According to Meta-Analysis and Scientific Analysis Its True. GAMING INCREASES HAND-EYE Coordination! You Can Prove That In Front Of Your Fellows By Smashing a Mosquito and say.. ” Hey Look! Gaming Gave Me This Blazzing Speed , Maybe You Will Get It One Day!”" . And God Knows if There is a chance that you may become Barcelona’s Goal Keeper By Being a Hard Core Gamer (Lightning Reflexes!)! Haha! :D
4. Now This If Funny Part But Its True. YOU GET TO VISIT PLACES AROUND THE WORLD BY PLAYING GAMES! Yeah Its Ironic.Gaming Confines Your Physical Presence to Indoors but it takes you to places around the world. And the best part is that you dont need a Visa or Money and you do cause a lot fucking havock there! I am Proud That I hav Toured the World! Goin to Afganisthan (MOH 2010) , Russia (COD MW2), Rio De Jenerio (COD MW2), Kuala Lumpur(Hitman Silent Assasin), Las Vegas(Hitman Bloodymoney), Medieval Italy (Assasins Creed) and Even Into The White House (Splinter Cell Convictions, Hitman Bloodmoney and MW2) .

Take For Example GTA IV or Mafia 2 ! Man! I Have Killed 1471 People According to my Game Statics of GTA IV in New York City OtherWise Termed Liberty City. Rammed Helos into Statue of Libery and Empire States Building! Caused Blood Shed of Infinite Citizens and Most Importantly Have SuccesfullyImpersonated Osama Bin laden Sitting Inside my room! Not To Forget I hav also knocked up into the Presidents Office In White House many Times.

So Next Time Your Richie Rich Friends talk about Their Worldly Experiences Dont Hesitate To Flaunt Your Experience too! :D

 

4. Complementary Goodies To Make You Feel Proud To Be a Gamer and never loose the spirit even if u flunk in all your subjects, get kicked out of your house and after being ditched by your girlfriend (if u have one).

-Patience and Concentration-Now My Mom Said This To me – “U Play a lot of games… You are having a

lot of patience to sit at the same place for hours at a stretch. Now I wont Comment on this. Not Worthy Enough. No Offense mom!

-Dealing With The Evils - Gaming Makes You prone to the Bad Stuff going on in the world and you get an experience of how to deal with it. For Example, When Your Friends behave rudely, you could Tell All The Slangs You hav come across in the games and make them dumbstruck. Try telling a couple of Italian Slangs to your Friends as told by Ezio in Assasins creed and I gurantee that the Coolest of the Dudes Will Loose their Balls! Or May Be… Just Shoot Them In Their Head! :D

-Become a Scientist - Make a Phd With Nasa by contributing towards the study of Aliens as (If you have played Crysis, Halo and Resistance; I am sure) you would Have encountered and Killed more aliens Then The Top Scientists would have ever imagined of!

Finally The Badies :-

1. Fucked Up Eye Sight :- I am sure that A hardcore gamer at some of point of time would have woke up late and gone to school with hefty red eyes Looking like Lady gaga Just because he was playing CS multiplayer all night or busy completing the new FPS game on the block! Sad.. But True That Gaming can cause problem to your Eye Sight and compell you to Wear Big Ugly Specs, But Hey! Don’t Be sad ! Try Using Them In a Proper way.. For Example You Can Use Your Specs For watching 3d Content!

2. Fucked Up Studies :- Parents, Elders and Teachers Point This as the major Disadvantage of Gaming! But Personally I am divided. Gaming rescues Students Drowned In Studies by giving them entertainment in their Lives but you also have to pay for it.. In Our Case Flunking In Chemistry And Maths exams like a piece of shit. ! :D

3. Social Isolation:- Yeah… Excessive Gaming Can Make You Loose Your Gilfriend or Other Friends as you may cancel the date as you hav scheduled a FIFA showdown with your rival and not reply to GF’s text as your eyes are stuck to The Battle Field Bad Company Action Sequences. But I m sure we can get over it! And move on…

This is it.. I BEING A GAMER; SOLEMLY RESOLVE TO TAKE OATH NOT TO SPEAK ANYTHING ELSE AGAINST GAMING, BECAUSE I FIRMLY BELIVE THAT DOING SO WILL BE AGAINST THE GAMER’s CULTURE!

Well Adios Gamers! Never Forget To Never Give Up your Gaming spirit and also have a Never ending support for GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Yeah! If U R A GAMER! Dont EVER Frgt 2 Like Or Comment On This Post!

This Is Abhijeet Signing off… O.o? Why am i Signing Off? Ohh FB Effects! Hey I finally got a new Blogging Topic! ^_^