Guys! Guys! Guys! A mind-scorching question in every girl’s mind, what does a guy think? What does a guy wants? What does a guy does? Few think we are just sperm producing machines who want to deposit our load deep inside you. They have a misconception that we run after sex, have no feelings and are plain bastards. To those who think such, I have two words for you ‘’Fuck You’’. It has been scientifically proven that women are hornier i.e. more sexually active than men. The time taken to achieve a female orgasm and the intensity of it is manifold than that of a man. Also a guy takes a hell lot of time to move over a broken relationship than a girl does. Though with a strongly built architecture we have basic emotional faults. This post is dedicated to those who think us as horny emotionless bastards. Read well for we aren’t.
The proverb “The price a Woman pays for love is sex and the price a Man pays for sex is love’’ is a total shit. We want to be loved, cared for, paid attention to. A Guy is always close to his mother. She is his first feminine encounter as he spends his first nine months in her womb developing a bond which isn’t present in case of daughters. She is his first teacher, first mate and first girlfriend. So never offend his mother. He will kill you else.
A guy loves truly. When in love the girl is the only thing he thinks about. He loves everything about her. All faults are ignored and even if she is not pretty she is the queen for him. Ask him to choose between a hug from the girl and a blowjob from Megan Fox, He will opt for the hug. A guy never thinks about fucking the girl he loves. He wants to hold her hand, pull her cheeks, hug her tight, and hold her close even in public. He wants to show you off in front of his friends, so girls, please cooperate. We are born perverts; our eyes wander off to every bit of height and depths of your body. Sorry girls, that’s how we are made. But if you are the girlfriend we never look at you inappropriately.
We guys are gross. We are very frank among ourselves. We can discuss anything ranging from girl’s boobs to asses. When among guys we don’t care what we wear or what we say but in front of someone we like, we make sure our clothes are spotless and try best to stop from stammering. We always start with “Hey!” “Hi” “Have you eaten?” as our first lines. We hate perfume smelling girls, so bitches please, stop bathing in fragrance. We prefer girls with brains than bigger boobs. We can be over possessive sometimes, but that’s our love, so bear it girls. Listen when we talk, but don’t give advices till asked, we don’t need them. We always dream of a good girl who would bring her inner wildness when with us.
We never give up on love. We try harder every time but once we give you up you won’t get us again ever. We can easily forgive and forget but the number of times you hurt us some feelings die within us for you. Just love us without prejudice and we will surprise you lots. We cry when we are hurt. There is always someone in our life that we can’t get, but that doesn’t mean we love you any less.
Now we have exceptions in everything, don’t we? I don’t claim every guy is just as stated above. Some are different but most no, almost everyone has feelings. We have hearts that get broken, we have feelings that get shattered, we have eyes that cry, we also face failures but we still try… Girls, Try to look deep in a guy’s heart you will find a soul thirsty not for a naked body but for a few drops of love..
Signing off, just another wackyhead, proudly a guy, crazybrains